I didn’t realize it had been nearly 9 years since I last posted here

I definitely thought that I’d posted something since the beginning of the pandemic, so this is pretty hilarious to me.

How to save a life

I really, really, really hope I got this song stuck in your head, but I currently have much better things residing in my brain jelly.

Anyway, I saw this video and the related picture at Gawker and pretty much died laughing.

Good company

The kiddos gave me the plague, but we’re nice enough to keep me company later in the week.

Happy Monday.

Advice for young girls, or Ask a Disney Princess

Love it or hate it, the Disney Princesses hold a lot of sway with the younger set. If you don’t feel like sitting through 90+ minutes of some motherless waif ruthlessly changing herself in order to obtain true love, the princesses themselves have been kind enough to boil their life lessons into soundbite-length words of wisdom.

Belle:

Ariel:

Snow White:

This is not going to end well

Who’s got two thumbs and is going to be really unhappy on May 22nd? This guy!

Because I love you

People!! It’s almost time for Spa Week, wherein you can find awesome $50 dollar deals for facials, massages, waxes, etc without having to pore over the latest from Groupon. The dates this year are from April 11 – 17th (which is also National Library Week, which may also make you a little giggly). To find out what spas in your area are participating, and which services they offer, click here.

Your body will thank me.

Your daily dose of stupid

And here’s Glenn Beck, implying that the Japanese earthquake, and subsequent tsunamis/aftershocks/nuclear reactor failures, etc were somehow God’s way of communicating that people are not doing what we’re supposed to be (which is…?). Apparently this hack was just on vacation, but he wasn’t gone long enough for me to miss him. Pity.

Image via Chris Seddon

In case you haven’t made it to the movies lately

Here are this year’s crop of Oscar nominees…in Legos.

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas, everybody. And happy 2011, if I don’t find anything to post about between now and then!