When the phrase “Epic Fail” just isn’t strong enough

So a man recently defected from (richer, democratic) South Korea TO (poorer, dictator-rueld) North Korea. That’s not a joke. He really braved bullets, land mines, and razor wire to get into North Korea. Hardcore.

Also, I don’t know if this is an actual quote or just a translator having some fun, but this is my favorite sentence in the history of news articles: “He is now under the warm care of a relevant organ,” KCNA said.