You wish you could have such awesome exchanges at work

Guy patron using public computer: “I need your help.”

Me: “Sure, what can I do for you?”

GPUPC: “I really need you to move me to the furthest computer  away from [girl patron using public computer]. She’s farting. It smells.”

Me: “Of course.”

Giggle.

These people are both at least a decade and a half older than I am, and this whole exchange/incident cracked me up and released some post-earthquake stress.