Channing Tatum the Sexiest Man Alive? I think not.

What? No!

Ugh. Let’s be real here: Channing Tatum could be all by himself and wouldn’t even be the sexiest guy in the room. I have no dog in this fight, per se, but I think it reflects badly on all of America when our foremost schmaltz-peddling magazine is incapable of accurately identifying truly sexy men to objectify.

So, to recap, People Magazine chose Channing Tatum:

Looking better, Charming Potato, but seriously?

Over any of these people who I came up with after .04 seconds of thought.

The Tater’s best is still not even in this guy’s league.

He’s too pretty not to post twice.

Or this guy’s.

Or this guy’s (fyi, Chris Pine is totally worthy of being sent a ham).

Also, I’m not alone in this opinion (tingly part warning: this post contains a squijillion pics of Ryan Gosling, fyi).