Cute, but I still don’t get why this takes place in January

Improv Everywhere (of the fake Best Buy employees fame; see below) is doing their annual No Pants Subway Ride this Sunday, January 10, 2010. I’ve also included video of this from last year.

If that looks like your idea of fun and you feel like stripping down to your skivvies and traumatizing total strangers, here’s the skinny.

Improv Everywhere, plan one of these babies in a reasonable month like April or October, and I’d be there.

Dan Brown does not approve

Every armchair conspiracy theorist’s favorite secretive organization is stepping into the 21st century, and making a special effort to be more transparent and less mysterious, in an effort to recruit younger members. But if the Freemasons prove that they’re not trying to overthrow the world’s governments/kill all Jews/destroy Catholicism, etc, how will Dan Brown write his next book???