It’s not enough that this commercial exists at all. Let’s not even think of the fact that the social cues displayed here are ALL wrong. Nobody should act like this toward his or her own sibling. Right? Right!
But then some awesomely gross people had to prove Rule 34 correct and write fan fic about it!
Amazing/disgusting/amazing.
My stomach virus/dairy allergy/next installment in my body’s 30 year anniversary breakdown is back, which sucks. I feel awful, am starving, and can’t stand the thought of eating for fear of getting sick again. I’ve decided to use this unexpected time off of work to sew (now that my stomach has stopped shouting at me, I am no longer confined to any room in my house that starts with b). Yay, sewing! I think I will make more bags.
That’s why God invented back porches. Just kidding. Planning to kill and cook your cat for being “possessive, greedy and wasteful” (aka, a cat) seems more than a little bit insane. Just take it back to the ASPCA, dude. Also, marinating an animal before removing its fur? Just plain nasty. Jeez.
Absolutely terrifying, Blech, Horrible horrible people | Nicole | 
August 11, 2010 9:50 am | 
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Kiko is actually a dog, and not a doctor at all, but when he noticed that his owner’s big toe was infected, he did what any reasonable pet would: waited for the man to pass out in a drunken stupor, and then ate the infected toe. That part’s gross. Still, his actions were probably motivated by his greater sense of smell and intelligence (who walks around for a month with an infected toe???), and he saved the dude’s life, which is awesome. Still…
This story has been turning my stomach since I first read about it, but I thought that I shouldn’t have to suffer alone. You’re welcome.
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