Other people’s kids are hilarious

I’m inclined to find adorable any child who does not awaken me in the middle of the night, but these kids are hilarious as well. It’s nice to see positive interactions between adults (parents and older siblings) and the kids in their lives. I bring you: Tiny Art Director and AxeCop! Presented in order of meanness, and therefore hilarity.

How much do I love tech stuff?

I’m at home with a blistering headache (fully dressed, because I still almost dragged myself to work), and I’m glued to Engadget’s liveblogging of the Apple event where they just introduced the iPad. Damn you, Steve Jobs!!

Also, lol at the name iPad!

(image ripped off from Jezebel)

(image ripped off from Jezebel)

Reaching?

I know that James Cameron’s Avatar may not be everybody’s cup of tea, and I’m not a doctor, but it seems like a bit of a reach to blame this man’s death on watching the film.

Another way to help Haiti

I don’t visit knitting blogs a lot, unless I’m looking at a post related to a specific item or technique. Today, though, I was looking through Ravelry profiles and decided to visit the knitblog maintained by a friend from college because I was fascinated by the post’s title: A Scarf for Haiti. And that’s how I learned about HeartsforHaiti, an Etsy store where craftsters donate all of the items, and all proceeds (minus Etsy and Paypal fees) go to Doctors Without Borders. What a great idea!

A friend of mine had emailed me this morning to suggest that we get together this weekend and knit a spiral scarf, and I always work better with a specific goal/recipient in mind, so now I can make this scarf and donate it to this shop. Also, now I can buy something nice for myself and know that I’m supporting a good cause while doing it. Win all around!

Derelicte lives

I recently saw Zoolander again for the first time in ages. I was really surprised by how much I enjoyed it; sometimes, after not having seen a movie in a long time, you realize that it wasn’t as good as you remembered. That wasn’t the case in this situation, which is good, because I have a lot of good memories of watching and quoting Zoolander with my brother.

One of the most awesomely far-fetched parts of it was Mugatu’s line of clothing, Derelicte. It was homeless chic, where they went straight for the homeless look and abandoned chic altogether. At least, I thought it was far-fetched. Fast forward to Vivienne Westwood’s new menswear line, which looks like it should be named “Derelicte 2.0: Now With More Dirt.”

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I found this image on Jezebel, and you can read the rest of their post on this subject.

Beyoncé is more inspiring than you ever knew

Because who couldn’t use a laugh right now?

Overcome disaster fatigue

I know that some people are probably sick of hearing about Haiti. For those who are personally unaffected, it may be hard to maintain any level of interest in what is happening so far away, and to other people. I do understand how it can feel like Haiti has nothing to do with you or your life, but if you haven’t given yet, or if there is more that you could give, I urge you to click on the link in the post above and make a donation that will aid those whose lives have been touched by the Haitian earthquake.

Haitian-relief organizations and charities

The NY Times Lede blog has a large list of organizations and charities who are raising money to send to Haiti. Please consider donating whatever you can spare to help with the rescue and cleanup efforts.

2.08.10 – I removed this post from my blog’s front page, but the link still works, and Haiti could still use your help.

Good thoughts/prayers/positive vibes appreciated

Update: Dr. Chand has been found alive and unharmed!! She was pulled OUT OF THE RUBBLE of the Hotel Montana, where she’d been for a meeting that ended immediately before the earthquake. She was interviewed on ABC News in print and also on Nightline (see video below).

Dr. Chand after being pulled from the rubble.

Dr. Chand after being pulled from the Hotel Montana.

Original post: My friend’s mother is somewhere in Haiti right now. Her name is Dr. Sarla Chand, and she was there for work when the earthquake happened (she is not a medical doctor). We have third-hand information that she is alright, but her specific location is unknown. Please take a moment to read this statement by her employer, IMA World Health. Here are the photographs of Dr. Chand and her fellow missing coworkers:

Sarla Chand

Sarla Chand - FOUND SAFE!

Rick Santos

Rick Santos - FOUND SAFE!

Giannie Jean Baptiste

Giannie Jean Baptiste - SAFE WITH FAMILY!

Franck Monestime

Franck Monestime

Execkiel Milar

Execkiel Milar

Ann Varghese

Ann Varghese - FOUND SAFE!

Ambroise Jean Sylvain

Ambroise Jean Sylvain

Abdel Direny

Abdel Direny - FOUND SAFE!

If you have any information about the whereabouts of any of the above, please contact the IMA at the following numbers:

877-241-7952 (toll-free)

410-635-8720

This time the TSA really does deserve our scorn

This New York Times article was sent to me by Virginia, my #1, and possibly only, reader (just kidding, Mom). It’s about Michael Hicks, an 8 year old whose name is on a TSA watch list. (Hey, TSA: Good job on improving the way that travelers’ names are checked against government watch lists.) He is scrutinized and subject to extra searches when he flies. Not his parents. Just him. They patted him down when he was 2 years old. Who could do that? How does that make any sense?

I laughed when I read the article, because it is ridiculous to think that any rational person could look at an 8 year old and suspect him of plotting some sort of aviation-related terrorism. But then I got serious; it’s awful when you think of what this child and his family have gone through. It’s even worse when you think that he’s been getting this treatment since the age of 2. I know what toddlers practice their own special brand of terror (my nephew’s nickname isn’t Satanski for nothing), but seriously? This just illustrates the complete lack of logic behind TSA policies, and shows why the TSA justifiably gets such a bad rap.

Also, I was terrified by the story of  Mario Labbé, an adult male with the same problem of having his name on a watch list. He was always questioned when he flew, and they always asked him the same thing. He got sick of it, and was able to fix the entire solution by changing his name. To François Mario Labbé. That’s it? That’s all it took? He changed his name just a little, and all the hassles ended? Although he shouldn’t have been on the list in the first place, I’d feel better knowing that it would take more than a trip to the municipal building for people whose travel plans raise justifiable concerns to evade heightened scrutiny. Where’s the followup? The intergovernmental agency cooperation?

The TSA was created in a hurry to allay people’s fears after 9/11, not out of careful strategy. I’m sure that a lot of TSA workers do want to help make air travel safe, but the system also seems to involve a worrying amount of pseduo-science (Only people with something to hide don’t look you in the eyes), racial profiling (Hey, you there, in the brown skin…), and plain retardedness (What were you planning to do with 101 ml of liquid, comrade??? The limit is 100!). For all that some justified people are pulled out of line or questioned further, it is inarguable that a lot falls through the cracks.

The TSA is probably not a good organization to work for. Their mission is vague, scary as all get out, and potentially dangerous. The Transportation Security Officer, which is the main point of TSA contact for many air travelers, is the poorest paying position in the organization. These factors naturally limit the pool of applicants, and thinking for a moment about who that leaves to work for the TSA explains a lot about people’s perceptions of TSA officers.  Kip Hawley, a former head of the TSA, famously called airport screening positions a dead end job. Yeah, no kidding.

Reading and thinking about the TSA is depressing the crap out of me, so I’ll stop now.

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