The Sky is the Limit

Every week, I watch Project Runway later and later. It used to be that on Thursdays, when it aired, I would give my Tivo a twenty minute head start and then start to watch. Then I began to watch on Fridays. Then it was Saturday, then Sunday. It’s now Monday, and I’m just now getting around to watching last week’s episode. Let’s face it: this season is not exciting. I’m not looking for manufactured drama, but these people are seriously killing my will to watch this show. I am so bored, that I am not even going to stop knitting while watching. So there, Project Runway!!!! This is going to be exactly like all of my other musings about Project Runway, except five hundred words shorter.

Observations: the guys are dropping like flies. Usually the women get picked off early and often, but that pattern hasn’t held up this season.

This week’s challenge, according to Heidi, is colorful. The designers meet Tim Gunn and Martine, some Macy’s shill, in the workroom, and are told that they’ll be working with the color blue. This is a one-day, team challenge. The winner gets to design a holiday dress that will be sold at Macy’s (but each team is presenting two designs, neither of which is said holiday dress). Also, teams??? What did I say before about manufactured drama? Anyway, each of the remaining 10 designers will sketch something, and Martine the Macy’s lady will choose the designers of her five favorites.

The  team leaders are Irina, Althea (a two-time team leader, and probably the only person in the history of this program who has ever enjoyed team challenges), Carol Hannah, Christopher, and Louise. Althea gets to pick her partner first, and she chooses Logan. I wonder how Carol Hannah feels about that. Christopher chooses Epperson, Louise chooses Nicolas (who has immunity), Irina lets the remaining two people choose who wants to work with her, and Gordana says she will first, so Carol Hannah and Shirin end up being a team. Shirin had such promise in the beginning, and seems to have faded; also, her maniacal chatter, which was highlighted in the last episode, can not have endeared her to the others.

The teams have 20 minutes and $100 to spend at Mood, and because of how huge it would be to have a dress at Macy’s, the winner will not get immunity. I loves those kinds of challenges! Nobody gets to coast next week. Haha! Louise almost loses the money while at Mood. She says that she loses her head when she’s in the thick of a challenge.

I can’t decide what is more entertaining: the teams that start to implode almost immediately (Louise and Nicolas, who starts talking smack about her soon after returning to the workroom), or those that experience slow meltdowns (Irina and Gordana). Notes: Nicolas really really really hates ruffles. Irina is such a good underminer. Do the other contestants know how evil she is? I can’t tell. Christopher feels that he and Epperson are the team to beat.

I love Gordana, but I kind of want to see somebody “as they say, throw [her] on the bus.” If only she knew how supportive that action would be.

Heidi greets the designers on the runway, looking as though she popped in on her way to bed. There’s nothing right about her outfit. I think her jeans are acid washed, but I want to keep respecting her, so I’m not going to look too closely. Sometimes I think the wardrobe people on this show are just messing with the contestants like, “See? When you’ve been in this industry for a while, you can make celebrities wear anything, no matter how awful.” If you think about it hard enough, it’s kind of inspiring.

The judges are Top American Designer, Michael Kors, who I’ve missed; Zanna Roberts, the adorable senior fashion editor of Marie Claire; and Martine. One of the designers will be named the winner, and one or more them will be out. Interesting. Evil Irina’s dress is lovely, but Gordana’s look is not as interesting to me. Althea and Logan’s first model comes out looking kind of h0-ish, especially because the slit at the back keeps growing as she walks along the runway. Awkward. The second look is okay, but nothing special. Louise’s looks are not remarkable, but Nicolas hates them. Carol Hannah’s two looks are super, although, like Tim Gunn, the less I say about leggings, the better. Christopher and Epperson’s shirt dress is okay, but their second look is slightly old-maidish. When the scores are tallied, Althea and Logan are told that their scores are high enough to send them into the next round. Really? I can’t believe that the traveling slit wasn’t even mentioned. How’d Kors let that one go without even a comment? Maybe he’s taken up meditation in all the spare time he has from not appearing in any previous episodes of this show this season. Heidi tells Louise and Nicolas and Christopher and Epperson that their two teams have the lowest scores. I am a horrible person for finding the latter twosome’s expressions of disbelief so hilarious.

The teams with the highest scores get to hang out onstage while the losers slink away. Shirin and Carol Hannah are all sweetness and light, and the judges love their looks’ necklines. Evil Irina and Gordana’s looks get raves, but Heidi, smelling blood, asks them how it was to work together. Gordana tries to be diplomatic, but The Evil One says that Gordana’s shyness was a bit obnoxious, and she could have taken a more active role.

Then the other two teams come back out on the runway. The Heidi keeps saying “one, or more of you, will be out,” makes me hope that she takes somebody from each team. If that’s the case, we can say goodbye right now to Louise and Epperson. Later, kids! Much like Nicolas, the judges are not enamored of Louise’s ruffles. I wonder if he would have tried harder to change her mind or insert more of himself in their outfits if he didn’t have immunity this week. Heidi is baffled by the neckline of Christopher and Epperson’s shirt, and talking about that for approximately five seconds makes Christopher cry. The judges are also not sure why anybody would make a shiny shirt dress. Cosigned. Christopher sobs some more. Awww. This is actually a little heartbreaking.

Irina is named the winner. Evil has triumphed once again. Completely surprising me, Epperson is the first of the bottom-dwellers to be retained. Seriously? That guy has like nine lives or something. Also, he should never again work with anybody, ever, on anything. For real. I am suddenly afraid for Christopher, because it’s just him and Louise left onstage. Heidi says that Louise’s looks resemble “bad, overworked bridesmaids dresses.” Ouch. And yes. She tells Christopher that the only thing his items have in common is how clueless they are. Damn, Heidi. I would hate to hear this woman discipline her children. Christopher starts to cry again when he’s told that he’s in. I’m happy that he lives to design another day. That means, of course, that Louise is out. Like Shirin, who seems to have found some of her focus again this episode (or maybe just borrowed some from Carol Hannah), Louise started off excellently and degenerated noticeably throughout the competition. The Tivo cut off before the previews came, and I’m too lazy too google, so we shall find out next week’s challege…next week.

Until then.

Lights, Camera, Sew!

It took me a few days to get to this week’s Project Runway. Apologies!

This episode starts of with some of the male contestants talking, both amongst themselves and individually in the interview room. Ra’mon observes that the apartment is quieter with both Malvin and Johnny gone, and interviews that he feels that things are more competitive now that Johnny is has been sent packing. This is undoubtedly true. Johnny was dead weight. Then Nicolas speaks that reality tv show cliche about not being on Project Runway to make friends. No. Duh. I can’t even imagine how needy a designer would have to be to want to leave the competition not with an impeccable reputation or $100,000 to start an eponymous fashion line, but with a new BFF or two. Probably the only contestant to ever have had this goal is Elisa.

Poor, awesome Gordana has had her confidence shaken by being in the bottom three last week. I hope she ends up bouncing back in a big way. This week’s challenge involves designing for film. The designers get to take a field trip to a sound stage, where they find Tim Gunn and Collier Strong (L’oreal makeup dude). Tim tells them that they are going to be selecting a genre of film, creating a character in that genre, and making a costume for her. Yikes. The potential for disaster already has me sitting up straighter. The genres from which they get to choose are action/adventure, film noir, science fiction, period piece, and Western. The obvious American slant to this challenge worries Gordana.

Irina, having won last week, gets to choose first. She selects film noir. The remaining categories are chosen by the other designers, with each category having two entrants, and order being determined by Tim picking names out of his trusty black velvet bag. At the end of it Louise (of course) and Althea also choose film noir; Ra’Mon and Nicolas pick science fiction; Christopher and Gordana are designing for period pieces; the two action/adventure designers are Logan and Carol Hannah; nobody chooses Westerns, but there are two designers left, so Shirin and Epperson end up with that genre. They do not find this to be awesome.

At each workspace is a dossier that outlines the particulars of the designer’s selected (or assigned) genre. Lifetime stopped being so freaking cheap on this one, so the budget is $150. They must be big fans of the axiom “time is money,” though, because deadline is midnight. You can’t have everything, I guess. The designers are all ready to plotz. While sketching, Shirin and Epperson seem to be completely lost, although both are reaching for something that is both Western in aesthetic and not horrible.

Cutie pie Logan says that Carol Hannah is the only female designer with whom he has really connected. He likes to talk to her and the camera shows them palling around. CH is less than stoked by the fact that Logan’s table is right next to hers, because he’s hot, and hotness is totally distracting. I hear you, CH. Ra’Mon is worrying me with his excitement over this challenge. It always seems that the people who are happiest with the assignment and are the most certain that things are going to go well are the ones who end up in the bottom three. I have no idea how this episode ends, but am preemptively concerned for Ra’Mon.

The designers go to Mood, where they have 30 minutes to spend their money. A lot of them are looking at fabric that ends up being too expensive for them. I feel like we haven’t seen a lot of that, but maybe it’s just because my eyes sometimes glaze over during Mood scenes.

Louise seems convinced that somebody has taken her bobbin, while Gordana is looking for a pair of pink scissors. Both ask if anybody knows about the items that are missing, but nobody really answers either one of them. Nicolas explains the story behind his character. It is bizarre and incomprehensible. I am falling back in love with him. Ra’Mon, on the other hand, uses the words “jumpsuit” and “human-alien hybrid” in the same sentence. There is no way to avoid being concerned. With nothing more than that description to go on, I am placing Ra’Mon in the bottom two.

Louise again asks if anybody has seen or taken her bobbin. I think this is the third time. Is sabotage happening? If it is, nobody has owned up to it. Nicolas finds it worrisome that Louise has not developed a specific character to dress in her design. More workroom. Gordana is sewing some beaded thingamabob that I thought was a multi-legged animal the first time I saw it on the screen.

Tim comes to check in on everybody. He does not seem convinced by Gordana’s dress. Irina takes a moment to doubt whether Gordana belongs with the rest of them in the competition. If this goes like the last time, I guess that would mean that Gordana is going to win this challenge. Tim likes Christopher’s bustle, but says that the lack of long sleeves is all wrong for the period. Tim seems to like Epperson’s look, which makes me happy. He tells Ra’Mon that his outfit could be sublime, or it could be “a big hot mess.” We all know which camp I’m guessing this ends up in.

Tim next goes to Louise’s station. She explains her look, which sounds as lovely as her previous work, but he just lays it out there for her: her subtle details are lost on the runway, and don’t come across as well as more dramatic touches. Nicolas is designing for a villain, who he is putting in white. Tim finds this interesting, but thinks that overall outfit is too safe. Before he leaves the workroom, Tim encourages everybody to look around as determine where they stand, based on the looks that everybody else is designing. He might as well have added “RA’MON!!!” at the end of that, because you know that’s who he was talking to.

The models come in for fittings and makeup consultations. I don’t feel that I see a huge difference in the quality of the makeup when there is a separate consultation and when they just work it out on the day of the runway show. Ra’Mon puts his model in the jumpsuit and comes to the same conclusion that any sane person would have arrived at upon merely hearing about his idea: he is in big big trouble. He thinks his jumpsuit is looking a little Kermit the Frog, and that it won’t work. He has two hours to go before the end of the day. Big deal, right? He made a whole outfit in like 35 minutes that one time. Whatever you do, Ra’Mon, don’t pull a Johnny. Say no to the crossword.

Last minute running around. People are freaking out about the amped up competition, and Louise stabs herself in the finger nail with the sewing machine. Ick! The next day dawns, and a lot of people have a significant amount of work to do. Everybody’s in a tizzy, and then it’s off to the runway!

Heidi comes out looking all lovely and sparkly. The judges this week are American designer John Varvatos, Oscar-winning costume designer Arianne Phillips, and Zoe Glassner, who by this point is practically a series regular. Harrumph. Bring back Jen Rade, already. There is not enough bitchery in my life. Irina’s beautiful dress comes out first. It looks way better on the model than it did on the dress form. Carol Hannah’s action/adventure outfit is sexy and fun. Shirin’s saloon-girl look is cute, but I don’t love it. Christopher’s period piece is pretty, and looks like haute couture. He didn’t add sleeves, and I wonder if the judges will give him crap for that. Nicolas’s white sci-fi look is beautiful. Althea’s dress is just gorgeous, but there seems to be entirely too much cleavage to be a believable film noir look.

Ra’Mon’s dress looks like who did it and ran (TM my Very Southern Mother), but the costume designer smiles as it goes down the runway, so maybe he has a shot at coming back next week. Louise’s dress is cute, but it’s Epperson’s beautifully ruffled Western dress that steals the show. Gordana’s model rocks her 20s-era dress well. Logan’s black leather outfit ends up looking to me like a retread of Carol Hannah’s.

The judges are not in love with Gordana’s dress. Again, they do not fault her technique, but think the overall look is lacking. The designers love Nicolas’s dress, and compliment him on clearly conveying exactly what he intended to. Not so lucky is Louise, whose dress is called confused and not great. Poor Louise. Her previously excellent work didn’t get noticed, and now this gets her put in the bottom three. She sort of alludes to that when she thanks them (nicely, I think) for finally noticing her at all, and taking the time to provide her with feedback. The judges love love love Christopher’s dress. Ra’Mon’s mess is next. I have to pause here, because I know this is going to break my heart a little. He was so into this challenge and threw himself headlong into it, so seeing how he’s failed makes me sad. I know it’s the nature of this show, but still. They like his story, but not the execution. Between the three people in the bottom, I do not see how Ra’Mon could possibly avoid going home; nobody else bombed this week. The judges love Epperson’s design.

So I think that Epperson is going to win (long shot: Nicolas), and Ra’Mon is going to lose (no long shot, he’s definitely going home).

So Nicolas does win. Good for him. He has immunity for the next challenge. The amazing thing is that, if you look closely, you can actually see his ego grow as he preens in his interview. Fascinating. To the surprise of absolutely nobody, poor Ra’Mon is out. Sad face here! Louise sobs as she leaves the runway.  Everybody is much sadder this week and all manage not to slag off Ra’Mon while he’s cleaning his workspace.

Yay! I almost never watch previews, but I just saw that Michael Kors is going to be on next week’s episode. Yay!

Things Fall Apart

Rumble on the  Runway – This is the first episode this season where the designers had to work in groups, so I knew that all of the goodwill of previous weeks was about to go the way of the dinosaur.

This episode begins with a recap of last week, and then shows some of the guys (Ra’Mon, Mitchell, Epperson, and Logan) talking to each other and in the interview room about how they do not want to go home next. I can’t believe that it has taken me this long to realize that there’s no model-swapping this season. Your model is your model, unless you’re eliminated, and then you’re both out. Harsh! That does do away with one source of tension, though. I guess that’s another reason they can have the companion show about the models, but so far I haven’t remembered to watch or tivo it.

On the runway, Heidi tells the designers that they’re going on another field trip. I do not know why those words excite them so, since Project Runway “field trips” usually end up being only slightly less psychologically harmful than the Stanford Prison Experiment. Tim Gunn in sandals and sunglasses?? My life is complete!

The challenge is to create a fun and fashionable look based on surf culture. And of course, because the beach offers limited options for branding, the “seamless” advertising that this show is know for enters with the second part of the challenge: designing the perfect complimentary hairstyle for the model, with the help of Garnier products. I always feel those meetings with

Mitchell’s face when he heard the word team was a little ridiculous. You’d think that somebody who’d messed up so greatly the last two weeks would have preferred to have all the help he could get. Shirin picks Carol-Hannah. Logan chooses Christopher, Nicholas chooses Gordana. Mitchell chooses Ra’Mon, and says honestly that he’s looking for somebody to carry him. Then what was with the face before? I think that maybe somebody’s a little conflicted about needing help so early in the competition… Althea picks Louise, and Spell Check (aka Qristyl), like the bitchy kid who picks second to last for kickball, can’t resist saying “This is tough” before taking Epperson over Irina. Cow. That leaves Irina to work with Johnny, the final team leader. I’ve liked things that Irina made, but most people picked their friends, I think, rather than people who would necessarily create well with them, so I don’t see this as much of a slight. Everybody gives a mock “oooohhhhh” at her being the last person, and it all seemed kind of goodnatured. Not sure how she feels about it, though.

Oh! Nice! The women modeling the surfwear are actually surfers, and are able to look good in the clothes and offer opinions and information about what the clothes need to be like. I appreciate that kind of attention to function, not just form.

Ra’Mon, for his part, understands that Mitchell is pretty much an anchor around his neck. He’s worried that the pairing is going to make the two of them targets for the judges. Understood. Spell Check, living in whatever parallel universe that she inhabits, is offended that Epperson, whose stuff so far has been far superior to hers, is treating their relationship more like a student-teacher thing than recognizing that she’s the leader. Does she remember her dress from the first week?

They have $50 and 15 minutes to shop. This is pretty messed up. They get half the time and the money of the previous week, even though there are two people. And watching the pairs shop is sort of difficult. The facades are slipping! Compromise does take a long time, I guess, and now captains are starting to pull rank. Understandable, but uncomfortable to watch.

I love watching Epperson trying to handle Spell Check’s choices in everything: fabric color, dress shapes, etc. Mitchell is being super rude to Ra’Mon. Unless I’m missing something in editing, he seems to be rude for no reason. He’s not being funny, he’s being a jerk. In the middle of the freaking work, the designers get a message from Heidi and the judges: now they’re responsible for making a second complete look. The second look is described as an avant garde look that will compliment the beach look, and just for giggles, another Garnier hairstyle must be created. What a bunch of jerks. At least they get another $200 and 20 minutes to buy more fabric. The only catch is that just one person gets to go to Mood.

It surprises me that Mitchell allowed Ra’Mon to go. Maybe he just wants to have something he can bitch about later. Aaaand Mitchell can’t sew. This is not a shock to me. Spell Check is a moron, and a horrible leader. Tim Gunn enters the room, calling himself the Prophet of Doom. Although I personally get excited every time Tim Gunn appears on my screen, I can understand how the designers might not feel the same way about him. This time he tells Carol-Hannah that her model has an issue (a commercial), and that she can choose a new model if she would like. So she chooses another model, Valerie, who was eliminated previously.

Gordana really doesn’t love their avant garde look, but she seems to be trying to understand and get behind it. Nicholas is kidding that when Mitchell is eliminated, he’ll help pack him up. It’s not the nicest thing to be joking about, and I sort of feel like most humor like that is at least a little based in truth. I don’t think that anybody on this show is going to lose sleep if Mitchell is sent home. It’s not good that, on top of sub-par design skills, he’s also not pleasant. I don’t really care about the hair styling meetings at all. I don’t know why this guy gets air time. Oh yeah! Garnier paid Lifetime a boatload of money! Still don’t care.

I love that Tim’s critique of Spell Check and Epperson’s design is exactly what Epperson has been trying to tell his partner all episode. Sometimes it’s wiser to yield to better taste, regardless of who is the leader. Tim is not enamored of Ra’Mon’s outfit. It doesn’t go with Mitchell’s. Tim’s parting words: “Work like there’s no tomorrow, because for at least one person, there won’t be.” I’m intrigued by the “at least one person,” part. What does Tim know???

Ra’Mon has to completely scrap the jumpsuit, and at this point I’m almost feeling bad for Mitchell. Spell Check is being a cow to Epperson and bringing up things that really don’t matter “I don’t know what kind of woman you’re used to” instead of maybe listening to him. Everybody can see that those two are not getting along well.

Nicholas to Mitchell, “Are you ready to be in the bottom two again today?” Does Mitchell understand how much Nicholas doesn’t like him? Christopher and Logan seem to be getting along very well and are both happy with their looks. With 35 minutes to go, Ra’Mon is still blow-drying the avant garde look, which he’d just dyed in the bathroom. Wow, there are some really cool looks in this room.

Heidi looks great, as usual. The judges today are Max Azria (love his stuff!), Nina Garcia, and Rachel Bilson, who I haven’t seen in anything in like 100 years. She’s still as cute as ever, though. Spell Check and Epperson’s looks are first. I thought that their beach look was great, but the avant garde look did leave something to desired; as Qristyl mentioned, the poor girl’s butt cheeks were hanging out. Oops. Johnny and Irina’s looks were nice. I didn’t love the beach look as much as Johnny did, and neither did Irina. Hmm. Mitchell and Ra’Mon’s beach dress was gorgeous, but I didn’t love the avant garde look at all. I find it sad that I can’t blame it on Mitchell, but I’m pretty sure that was all Ra’Mon.  Shirin and Carol Hannah’s dress was beautiful, and they made a bathing suit to go under it. Overachievers! Their avant garde look was amazing. I liked both of Althea and Louise’s looks, especially the avant garde dress. Nicholas and Gordan’s avant garde look seems kind of crazy, and I didn’t love their first look, either. Logan and Christopher’s beach look sort of look like the model peed the pants, or at least had a stubborn patch of sand directly blew her crotch and on her upper thighs. Unfortunate. Their avant garde piece is ugly.  I can’t believe they love that mess.

Holy crap. Ra’Mon and Mitchell are one of the teams with the highest scores. This is unbelievable. I kind of love how I spent all episode wondering how they were going to explain their partnership when one of them was on the chopping block, only to have both of them be find. Sneaky, sneaky editors! The other team in the top is Johnny and Irina. They get to explain first, and you can see that their collaboration was a positive one. There’s not jockeying for credit when it’s not necessarily due, and they defer to each others parts in making their looks. Ahh. So maybe the Mitchell/Ra’Mon implosion will still occur.

Hahah, Ra’Mon starts to speak and explain what he did, and Heidi wants to hear from Mitchell, since he’s the team leader. It clearly becomes apparent that Ra’Mon did most of the stuff, and that what Mitchell worked on the most (a swimsuit), can’t even be seen. Then Mitchell had to admit that he did almost nothing. Love it! Especially since the previews were edited to make it seem that Ra’Mon hadn’t done anything, and that he was going to be in danger of being kicked off the show because of it.

Then the people with the low scores come in. Spell Check is willing to give Epperson credit for everything, since it tanked, and the two of them are trying to talk about what happened, and they’re not giving each other a chance to explain. It’s pretty hard to watch, and I still hate Qristyl. Nicholas and Gordana’s looks are easier to explain, because they both believed in them, and didn’t have a bad time working together, which showed.

The judges are gaga over Ra’Mon’s avant garde dress, which I still don’t get, but whatever, nobody asked me. They’re trying to figure out how to judge Mitchell, who did relatively little. They loved the backs of Johnny and Irina’s looks. Nicholas’s design ethic was questioned, and they said that he’d have to watch which prints he used, especially with sexier pieces. They decided that Spell Check was weak and Epperson took advantage. Results coming up soon. So I think that Ra’Mon will win and be given immunity. I think that Mitchell might be tossed out. If it’s not Mitchell, it’s probably going to be Spell Check.

I was right. Ra’Mon won! He has immunity for next week. Irina and Johnny are dismissed, as are Nicholas and Gordana. Suddenly the final three are Epperson, Qristyl, and Mitchell. Oh wait, Epperson is dismissed, so now it’s down to Qristyl and Mitchell. How many times can one person screw up on this show and not have to go home because of it? Answer: three. Later, Mitchell.

I forgot to mention that I’m pretty sure the judges know of (or can see) at least some of what happens in the work room. They always seem to pick at least one look made by somebody (or in the case of teams, somebodies) who are flipping out for one reason or the other. That can’t be a coincidence.